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Nov 11 12:09

Your True Self is beyond Space, Time and Causation. It is IMMUNE to Every Danger of Every Kind.

NO MATTER WHAT you may think, there are only two directions you can go in; up or down. You might say that you can go to either side, or back and forth. With the former... ALL STRAIGHT LINES become circular. With the latter you are in stasis limbo. SO... The energy of your being is either MOVING OUT or MOVING IN. You can haggle about the terms I am using and whether 'in and out' would qualify as 'up and down'. Let's just put this all down as allegory. Of course, you can haggle about anything and some people do. I don't haggle and I don't argue. It is what it is. I would rather get to the heart, of the truth, of the matter, or nowhere at all. There is no Option B. You may have more than one option, I do not.

Nov 10 12:31

"The Kingdom of Heaven is Within you and It Begins where Your Feet Touch the Earth."

Dog Poet Transmitting.......

I know there are many people, especially in the organized religions, who imagine they are going to some Heaven, upon their departure from this plane of existence. The more and more pronounced materialism gets, the more backwards and upside down the general understanding and values trend. The body is the least important aspect of our being and that part most celebrated, in time of material darkness, which is why sybaritic and hedonistic behavior becomes so pervasive. When a culture reaches a certain stage, it begins to kill itself. It commits suicide. I've seen no exceptions to this. The way it usually kills itself, is through excess, dissipation, sexual perversity and chemical poisoning. Aberrant and undisciplined lifestyles result in epidemic health concerns and it is all round to be seen.

Nov 09 20:46

Wisconsin man accused of driving while drunk with a live chicken

And chickens. I think the chicken is unaffiliated politically.However the bird may have been drinking.

Police in Wisconsin arrested two men and a chicken last weekend. Earlier in the day, someone had called police after seeing a man driving recklessly with a bird or a hawk on his shoulder. Police found the car and that bird or hawk was actually a chicken

Nov 07 15:03

How Women Have Changed Over The Years

Maas's photo was featured

Nov 05 18:48

Boston: Members of Midget Crime Gang Suspected of 55 Break-ins

Boston, MA | Three members of the so-called Irish mob midgets, a Boston-based criminal organization composed of people of short stature, have been arrested this morning reports the Boston Chronicle.

Nov 05 18:39

Bill Clinton: Epstein's Cause Of Death Depends On What Your Definition Of 'Suicide' Is

"Did Epstein commit suicide?" asked an attendee at the event.

A wide-eyed Clinton shrugged his shoulders. "I mean, it really depends on what your definition of suicide is, heh."

An awkward silence ensued. Bill turned to look at Hillary for support, but she just glared at him and ran her finger across her throat, a metaphor that means "death."

Nov 05 18:35

NYC Opens $500 Million Decoy Subway Station To Catch Turnstile Jumpers

NEW YORK—In a new effort by the MTA and law enforcement to crack down on fare evasion, New York City reportedly opened a $500 million decoy subway station this week to catch turnstile jumpers. “This sprawling, state-of-the-art station will have all the sights and sounds of a regular terminal, including turnstiles that will not accept MetroCards regardless of their available balance, increasing the likelihood of attempts to avoid payment,” said MTA project manager Greg Langdon, adding that the act of fare evasion would cause the floor to open up, sending the commuter down a chute connected to a windowless underground holding cell.

Nov 05 18:32

A 31yr Old Man Identifies Himself As A 10yr Old PeeWee Football Player, Smashes All Kinds Of Records.

Wichita Falls, TEXAS – A local 31yr old man is getting a lot of media attention in Wichita Falls, Texas. The reason is because the 31yr old has identifies himself as a 10yr old pee-wee football player. Marvin Burks first identified himself as a 10 year old last year and tried to enroll into Barwise Junior High.

After not being able to enroll into Barwise Junior High, Burks signed up for pee-wee football. His argument was that he identified as a 10yr old football player. After all, other sports were allowing it as well. A man recently identified as a woman bicyclist and smashed the all time record. So how was this any different?

Nov 04 22:33

The Incredible Shrinking Overton Window

The plutocrat-owned narrative managers of the political/media class work constantly to shrink the Overton window, the spectrum of debate that is considered socially acceptable. They do this by framing more and more debates in terms of how the oligarchic empire should be sustained and supported, steering them away from debates about whether that empire should be permitted to exist at all.

They get people debating whether there should be some moderate changes made or no meaningful changes at all, rather than the massive, sweeping changes we all know need to be made to the entire system.

Nov 04 19:05

Desperate Humanity Sends Killer Robot Back In Time To Stop All These Terminator Sequels From Being Made

U.S.—Everyone agrees it is a bleak and hopeless post-apocalyptic hellscape we are living in nowadays. Not from the Trump administration or anything, but because of all these Terminator sequels.

Nov 04 17:51

Attacker bites politician’s ear in Hong Kong

This is a story you can really sink your teeth into. Get right to the meat of it and have a good chew.

A knife-wielding man slashed several people and bit off part of the ear of a pro-democracy politician in Hong Kong on Sunday,

Nov 03 20:44

Vindman Says Ukraine Transcript Left Out Lengthy Sections Of Trump Bragging About Time He Was In Pizza Hut Commercial

WASHINGTON—Raising further questions about Donald Trump’s July call to Ukraine’s president Volodymyr Zelensky, national security expert Lt. Col. Alexander Vindman testified Tuesday that the White House’s transcript of the conversation left out lengthy sections of Trump bragging about the time he was in a commercial for Pizza Hut.

Nov 01 22:27

Those Scary Russians?

We didn’t realize at first that we were working with a Russian “roof,” otherwise known as a Russian mafia. We didn’t even know what one was – – –

Think of someone as an enemy and you will treat them as an enemy. Reacting to your treatment, they will treat you likewise.

By the way it keeps treating Russia and Russians, it’s clear the Deep State desperately wants Russia as it’s enemy and essential villain.

Unabashed gun-rights activist and enthusiastic fan of America Maria Butina, for example. Although created into a promiscuous Russian spy by the lascivious presstitutes of our fully owned CIA subsidiary the MSM, the best the “Justice” Department branch could do was plea-blackmail her into an “Unregistered Lobbyist.”

Oct 30 20:43

California Legislature Unveils Plan To Raise Taxes On Wildfires Until They Move Out Of State

SACRAMENTO, CA—As California authorities scramble to deal with the unprecedented destruction wrought by the rash of wildfires across the state, the legislature has announced a foolproof plan to get rid of the devastating fires. The legislature will sharply increase taxes on the fires each and every year until they finally have had enough and agree to move to a more fire-friendly state.

Oct 30 10:03

Branco-Trans-Rights

Political satire

Oct 30 10:01

Kalifornia is Trembling Like a Fading Mirage in the Wailing Wind of Agitated Djinns.

Les is on a rant. Get outa Kali....

These Djinns are being whipped up in Kalifornia and instead of attributing this to HAARP and the rest to covert energy weapons and the Deep State, I'm going to say it is all in the order of a warning. It is a WARNING to leave Kalifornia, most especially the coastal area and these warnings have been coming for some time and they are increasing in severity and doing it exponentially.

It's not just the wild weather in Kalifornia, the natural disasters, the airhead dreamer, superficial, air kissing, good life junkies. It is also the thousands of homeless, shitting and pissing on the streets, shooting up drugs and the diseases that culture brings but even more... it's the political leaders indifference and inability to do anything about any of it.

Oct 29 11:16

Barack Obama Killed Osama bin Laden

Satire

Oct 28 20:45

‘Disposal complete’: ISIS chief al-Baghdadi buried at sea, like bin Laden, but photo & video proof remains classified – Pentagon

The US got rid of Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi’s body mere hours after a swift DNA test confirmed the terrorist’s identity, Pentagon officials said, adding that all evidence of the raid and his burial at sea remains classified

Oct 28 18:56

Trump tweets photo of military dog wounded in Baghdadi raid

Here's one for you animal lovers! Is it just me or are they stackin it really high?

In this photo provided by the White House via the Twitter account of President Donald Trump after it was declassified by Trump, a photo of the military working dog that was injured tracking down Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi in a tunnel beneath his compound in Syria.

Oct 27 17:38

FLASHBACK: “Oh Boy, You Really Killed Me This Time” Confirms ISIS Leader

ISLAMIC STATE leader Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi has congratulated allied forces for a coordinated air strike in Syria yesterday afternoon, which left him dead and unable to live.

The world’s most wanted terrorist was killed on Sunday for a third time in the space of two years, and is expected to stay dead for at least another 12 to 18 months.

Oct 27 16:01

How FAST was the SR-71…Official VS. the Real Answer (34 Photos)

Great Article on the SR-71 with lots of pics. Check out a very funny couple of paragraphs at the bottom of the article.

Oct 27 14:18

FLASHBACK: How many times has Isis leader Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi been declared dead or injured?

My Gosh! Al Bagdaddy has more lives than a cat! LOL!
Baghdadi, who rarely appears in public, often declared dead or injured since inception of Isis in 2014.

Russia is investigating whether one of its air strikes killed Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, leader of Isis. The ministry of defence said that an air strike hit a meeting of Isis leaders in Raqqa, Syria, on 28 May.
In the most recent instance, Syrian state TV said on 11 June that Baghdadi had been killed after being caught in a heavy artillery barrage in Raqqa, which Isis captured in 2014.

In October 2016, reports claimed Baghdadi was in critical condition after he and three other Isis senior leaders had been poisoned.

Oct 23 09:13

Trump to lift Turkey sanctions as he claims ALL credit for Syria border de-escalation

The Border crossing between Iraq and Syria is now open. In due time the US base at Al Tanf will be closed and evacuated and we will be out of Syria.
Russia,Iraq and Iran will have access to the Med. China will build railroad and highway links and pipelines through Syria to the Med and another part of the Silk Road will be completed.

US President Donald Trump says he’ll lift sanctions on Turkey, unless he’s “not happy” with its actions in northern Syria, as he took complete credit for “saving” of Kurds, claiming the outcome was created by “no other nation."

Trump said Turkey had confirmed that it would make an earlier five-day ceasefire permanent and that it was holding "very well" so far.

He said the US would welcome the help of other countries in dealing with the conflict, adding that a "small number" of US troops would remain in the area "where they have the oil."

Oct 22 08:12

Globalist CFR Zionist Ultra-Leftist Tulsi Gabbard Posing With Portland ANTIFA Leaders

Tulsi is more controlled opposition. Hates the 2nd amendment. Voted with Israel on the BDS resolution. In favor of illegal immigration. In favor of abortion. In favor of LGBTQ.Believes in climate change and global warming. And pals around with Portland Antifas. Here she gives the Il Corno Satanic hand gesture. Meet the New Boss,Same as the Old Boss!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHhrZgojY1Q

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Political_positions_of_Tulsi_Gabbard

Oct 19 19:50

I Don't Love Him, I'm Just Desperate | Redonkulas.com

It's bad Popp on another rant!

But Giulia Simolo will never admit it.
Watch the more revealing version here! https://www.bitchute.com/video/9rrySh...

The article on Bolde
https://www.bolde.com/perfect-guy-req...

Oct 19 18:46

‘Russians will have a fight on their hands!’ Alaska governor vows to thwart ‘independence referendum & annexation’ in prank call

Can you say dumber than a box of rocks!
To be a politician in America you must have an IQ matching the temperature of an ice cube!

Governor Mike Dunleavy said he was aware of Moscow’s plan to stage an independence referendum to reclaim Alaska, and promised to arrange a gold nugget for the visiting Ukrainian leader, in a phone call with Russian pranksters.

The duo of pranksters informed Dunleavy of a sinister plan, masterminded by the Kremlin, to reclaim Alaska.

The two tricksters behind the prank, Alexey Stolyarov and Vladimir Kuznetsov, otherwise known as Lexus and Vovan, have made a name for themselves with a series of phone pranks on high-profile officials, previously getting over on French President Emmanuel Macron, Democratic Congressman Adam Schiff, as well as former US Ambassador to the UN Nikki Haley, then UK Foreign Secretary Boris Johnson and hawkish US special envoy to Venezuela Elliott Abrams.

Oct 17 20:42

Police Keep Antifa Away From Columbus Statues By Taping Job Applications Onto Them

U.S.—Antifa factions nationwide had planned a “deface Columbus day,” on which they intended to deface and destroy statues of Christopher Columbus Monday, but authorities in many cities got the better of the radical far-left groups with a brilliant idea: by adhering legitimate job applications all over their local Columbus statues, they virtually guaranteed that Antifa groups would not approach them.

Oct 17 20:24

Democrats Storm Out Of Syria Meeting After Getting Into Shouting Match With Trump Over Whether A Hot Dog Is A Sandwich

WASHINGTON, D.C.—Democrats House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer, and House Majority Leader Steny Hoyer all stormed out of the meeting on Syria with President Donald Trump, each side accusing the other of being “unhinged.” Apparently, the meeting broke down when Trump suggested they all order lunch and get “sandwiches.” When asked what type of sandwich he wanted, Trump suggested “hot dogs.”

Oct 17 09:31

WATCH: Climate Protesters Climbing on London Underground Trains Physically Removed by Angry Public

The Brits are fighting back now. They have had enough of the Sor's bought and paid for bums disrupting their lives!
Wish Americans would grow a set and do the same!

Extinction Rebellion protesters attempting to bring the London Underground subway system to a halt by climbing on top of trains got a sense of how much support they enjoy among ordinary members of the public when angry commuters pelted them with rubbish and physically dragged them back to the platform.

Oct 15 07:43

University Study Proves Women Are Gold Diggers | Redonkulas.com

Popp is on a rant!

But guess who still gets blamed for it?! Well done, Cornell University.
The article detailing the study: https://www.studyfinds.org/why-are-ma...

Oct 15 06:52

Hillary Clinton Says it May Take Her 'More Time' to Grasp Person With Penis Can Identify as Woman

IMHO! They are both more than a few bricks shy of a load!

Although in most of their public appearances, mother Hillary and daughter Chelsea, seem to be doing their best to present a united liberal front, demonstrating how similar their train of thought is, there seems to be something they don’t quite see eye to eye on – a “woman” with a penis.

Oct 13 10:28

Texas man brings steer to Petco to test ‘all leashed pets are welcome’ policy

Don’t have a cow, man - unless it's at Petco.

A leashed steer was recently brought into a Houston-area Petco to test the store's welcome policy for pets.

Oct 12 21:13

Florida Man Thought He Was Stealing Opioids. They Were Actually Laxatives

All he got was a pain in the ass!

A Florida man who allegedly stole drugs from a Pinellas County home thought he was pocketing powerful opioids – but what he actually stole left him flushed.

Oct 11 06:54

Squirrels stash more than 200 walnuts under hood of car

Oct. 9 (UPI) -- A Pittsburgh woman who detected a burning odor and heard a strange noise while driving her car looked under the hood and discovered a squirrel had stashed grass and more than 200 walnuts on top of her engine.

Oct 11 06:17

6 Ways The Salem Witch Trials Were Fairer Than Democrats’ Impeachment Inquiry

Attorney Greg Jarrett recently wrote, “It is Pelosi and Schiff who are abusing the power of impeachment in their latest ‘witch hunt.’” This is wildly historically inaccurate. Jarrett should immediately apologize to the memory of the prosecutors of the 17th-century Massachusetts witch trials.

This is because House Speaker Nancy Pelosi and Rep. Adam Schiff are currently running their Ukraine impeachment farce with far less due process than the superstitious and backwards legal system offered the “witches” of Salem.

Below are a few examples of how Jarrett has unfairly slandered the jurisprudence of 17th-century Massachusetts.

Oct 09 21:40

Why Gilligan’s Island May be the Answer to Police Brutality

By John J. Baeza
I retired from the NYPD and moved to Florida like many NYC policemen and firemen do- there is no state income tax here and it doesn’t snow. I decided I needed a job so I worked for a local Sheriff’s office for three years.

Policemen always have their hands full when they deal with emotionally disturbed persons (EDP’s in NYPD parlance). It was no different in south Florida.

Oct 09 10:17

Elizabeth Warren - I'm An Indian Too

Oct 09 05:04

Trumpenstein Must be Destroyed!

So here we go. Like a 1960s straight-to-drive-in Hammer Film Production, the 2020 campaign season has begun. Dig into your bucket of popcorn, pop the flap on your box of Good & Plenty, turn off your mind, and enjoy the show. From the looks of the trailer, it’s going to be a doozy.

That’s right, folks, it’s the final installment of the popular Trumpenstein horror movie series, TRUMPENSTEIN MUST BE DESTROYED! It will be playing, more or less around the clock, on more or less every screen in existence, until November 3, 2020 … or until Trump takes that lonely walk across the White House lawn to the Marine One chopper and flies off to Mar-a-Lago in disgrace.

Oct 08 09:21

The ‘Whistleblower’ Probably Isn’t

It’s an insult to real whistleblowers to use the term with the Ukrainegate protagonist

By MATT TAIBBI: The unnamed person at the center of this story sure didn’t sound like a whistleblower. Our intelligence community wouldn’t wipe its ass with a real whistleblower.

Americans who’ve blown the whistle over serious offenses by the federal government either spend the rest of their lives overseas, like Edward Snowden, end up in jail, like Chelsea Manning, get arrested and ruined financially, like former NSA official Thomas Drake, have their homes raided by FBI like disabled NSA vet William Binney, or get charged with espionage like ex-CIA exposer-of-torture John Kiriakou. It’s an insult to all of these people, and the suffering they’ve weathered, to frame the ballcarrier in the Beltway’s latest partisan power contest as a whistleblower.

Oct 05 07:41

Again, It Is A Terrible Idea To Call The Cops And Ask Them To Test Your Meth

In other news.

An Alabama woman concerned that her methamphetamine may have been tainted with another drug asked police to test her stash, a service request that resulted in her arrest for possession of a controlled substance.

Cops report that Jennifer Colyne Hall, 48, called police dispatch Wednesday seeking assistance.

Sep 30 11:12

Groucho Marx Quotes About Politics

In America you can go on the air and kid the politicians, and the politicians can go on the air and kid the people.
https://www.azquotes.com/quote/479122

There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If he says, 'Yes,' you know he is a crook.

How do you feel about women's rights? I like either side of them.

Poverty makes people sub-human Excess of wealth makes people inhuman
https://www.azquotes.com/author/9562-Groucho_Marx

Politics doesn’t make strange bedfellows – marriage does.

I read in the newspapers they are going to have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff on television every Monday from 7:30 to 8. to educate America. They couldn’t educate America if they started at 6:30.
https://humoropedia.com/groucho-marx-quotes/

Sep 27 19:35

Jack London?

As writer or thinker, Jack London can’t touch George Orwell, but he’s nearly the Brit’s equal when it comes to describing society’s bottom. To both, being a writer is as much a physical as an intellectual endeavor. Wading into everything, they braved all discomforts and dangers. This attitude has become very rare, and not just among writers. Trapped in intensely mediated lives, we all think we know more as we experience less and less.

London’s most enduring book may turn out to be The People of the Abyss, his 1903 investigation into the abjectly impoverished of London’s East End.

Dressed accordingly, London joined its homeless to see how they survived. With a 58-year-old carter and a 65-year-old carpenter, London wandered the cold streets, “From the slimy, spittle-drenched, sidewalk, they were picking up bits of orange peel, apple skin, and grape stems, and, they were eating them.

Sep 26 11:55

Raccoons break through roof to ransack British Columbia home

Sept. 24 (UPI) -- A British Columbia man who was on vacation when he received a phone call from a neighbor about a possible break-in returned home to find a group of raccoons had broken through his ceiling and ransacked the house.

Sep 23 22:41

Brother Bezos

Televangelism used to be where the easy money was . . . preaching about the End Times – which never came – and promising salvation, for a fee.

Put your hands on the television set and pray with me!

Insert tongue-talking gibberish here . . . and send in your $20.

Now the money’s in preaching eschatological “climate crisis” – formerly just “change” – and selling electric cars, to salve the soul.

Sep 21 20:56

China's Giant $400 Billion Iran Investment Complicates U.S. Options

Sanctions,Smanctions! Checkmate!

Amidst historic U.S. – Iran tensions, Beijing is doubling-down on its strategic partnership with Tehran, ignoring U.S. efforts to isolate the Islamic Republic from global markets. Following an August visit by Iran Foreign Minister Mohammad Javad Zarif to Beijing, the two countries agreed to update a 25-year program signed in 2016, to include an unprecedented $400 billion of investment in the Iranian economy – sanctions be damned.

Sep 18 10:12

This was too good not to share. Hats off to the fine person creating this one.

Sep 13 07:23

Real Stable Genius - Mr Cable News Fredo Impersonator

We at Something Wicked Media apologize for this meme's blatant "Cuomophobia.

Sep 13 07:17

goodbye

Aug 20 20:32

Scientific formula finds the world's funniest flatulence is 'long, loud and ever so slightly wet'

The Flatulence Report, for The Beano, has worked out a mathematical formula to find what sort of breaking wind was the most comical.

Academics tested for 176 different noises ranging from low to high pitch, short to long, dry to wet and from loud to squeaking.

Components in the formula included intensity, length, social embarrassment, the number of children present and the age and gender of whoever hears it.

The funniest fart came out on top in a public vote with a mean score of 8.27 out of 10 - also being described as 'unfortunate' and 'potentially messy'.

Aug 20 09:46

World’s oldest living pet Tommy the tortoise celebrates 121st birthday

What is the secret to a long life? Well if you ask this 121-year-old it’s dandelions and sleeping for six months a year.

Tommy the tortoise is celebrating her birthday and is now the world’s oldest living pet.

She has survived two world wars, six different monarchs and 21 US Presidents.

Born in 1898, Tommy has been in Sheila Floris’s family since 1909 when her grandmother Margaret Cloonan bought her for £1 – when the tortoise was already 11 years old.

Sheila claims that Tommy’s longevity can be attributed to her healthy diet of garden weeds and plenty of love and care from her owners over the last 121 years.

Aug 20 05:44

If vegetable gardens don’t complain about being OUR food, who are humans to complain about being food to OUR ‘masters'? The trial of the vegetables suing humans for slavery, trafficking, and murder! The trial of humans suing ETs and .01% master-minions fo

I factually assert that human beings are better understood as vegetables intentionally cultivated by ET overlords managing a .01% human “leadership/bloodline minion class” than explanations with abundant “Big Lies” from “official” history texts.

This essay will:

Aug 19 09:20

Amazon Workers Now Being Shipped In Packages To Personally Assure Customers They’re Treated Well

Tongue in Cheek!

DURHAM, NC—In an effort to improve the company’s image amid criticism about poor conditions in its warehouses, e-commerce giant Amazon has begun to ship workers in packages to personally assure customers they’re being treated well, sources confirmed Friday. “When people who don’t know any better criticize my employer, they’re totally ignoring the fact that Amazon just sent me on an all-expenses-paid trip across the country in this nice, sturdy box,” said an Amazon employee identifying himself as Wilson O’Connell.

Aug 14 07:05

Fredo: a MEME by@carpedonktum

Video

Aug 13 22:49

Bigfoot riding Nessie!

Funny! More believable than Epstein killing himself.

Aug 13 09:35

Stern show before PC -

Aug 12 02:16

This Guy's Hilarious 'Looking for a Wife' Ad from 1865 Will Make You Want to Marry Him

Back in the 19th century, online dating wasn't a thing yet - no Tinder, no Match, no Craiglist - so people had to find other means to search for a mate. Apparently, advertising yourself in your local newspaper was the norm, and that's exactly what this 18-year-old guy did.
The 1800s were a simpler time in a lot of aspects, and thus, people had simpler wants and needs. If you had land with good yield and a suitable home, you're pretty much set for life. And this lad had the whole package, plus a 'good set of teeth.'
Check out his sweet and humorous ad below...

Aug 04 10:16

Portland woman allegedly beat police officer with his own baton

Only in Portland!

A 38-year-old woman has been charged with assaulting a public safety officer and unlawful use of a weapon after she allegedly attacked a police officer and used his own baton to beat him as he tried to assist her following a motorcycle crash.

Aug 01 06:24

A Trump/Q supporter, Hillary supporter, and I converse in a bar about the state of American Empire…

A fictional scenario to explore what the evidence is, and is not, for Q-Anon, as well as the "Emperor's New Clothes" obvious evidence of ongoing illegal US rogue state empire.

Jul 30 17:13

‘Idiots’: NC gun shop billboard mocks AOC and three other liberal congresswomen

On Monday, the gun store appeared to be doubling down on its message, posting it was going to offer “4 Horsemen” bumper stickers next week “due to overwhelming demand.” The stickers will be available to people who come to the shop and say they’re voting for Trump in 2020, the store said. “Snowflakes and Liberals are not eligible,” said the post.

Jul 24 08:13

Video: The following laughs are brought to you by #MiniAOC.

Because if we’re stuck with an #AOC might as well make it Mini AOC. Back with 2 Absolutely Hilarious Videos

Jul 22 14:06

Asylum Seekers

Jul 22 14:03

Park Or Don't Park?

Jul 16 10:52

Batman vs Antifa

Jul 11 23:26

Australian man slides nude through a train carriage in Melbourne

A nude man has caused a stir on a packed Melbourne train.

The video, posted to the Lilydale Line Facebook page, shows passengers on the Frankston Line loudly cheering a nude man, as he runs through a train, before completing a long slip'n'slide down the aisle of the busy carriage.

The short video, posted to the Lilydale Line Facebook page, shows the naked passenger, as he gets up from his seat while other passengers cheer him on and film him on their phones.

As the man covers his genitals with a single hand, he makes his way to the back of the carriage, as the passengers cheer and scream wildly.

Jul 10 12:20

2019 interview with Socrates: Are Earth’s sheeple damned for psychopathic dictatorship and voting to execute Truth? Or are White Hat insiders unveiling ‘The Great Awakening’ for inescapable and final Truth? (8 of ?)

Socrates and I "discuss" the degree to which ordinary human beings reject the most important areas of factual consideration to upgrade the quality of Life for the planet, our nation, and our communities.

Jul 09 09:40

ban fire

Jul 09 09:35

Roundup

Garrison comic

Jul 08 05:46

‘Homeland Security CSI’ July 4th TV special: Agents Dick Strong & Fannie Goode bring ‘Illegal Terrorist Combatant Associates’ to justice!

Satire often demonstrates how our real-world so-called "news," so-called "political leadership," and so-called "entertainment" help indoctrinate Americans to accept dictatorial government. Americans' loss of promised rights are real, forever lie-started and illegal Wars of Aggression are real, and exponential debt is real, and the challenge of US .01% "leadership" is to convince the American public to embrace these slave conditions as "necessary" for public safety.

Read on to see this is the point of so much of what we're given to watch for "public programming."

Jul 07 11:21

Refugees wanted

Jul 07 11:17

democrat-debate

Jul 07 09:47

Official Shoe Of ANTIFA

Jul 07 07:58

Flashback: In 2017, The First Robot Granted Citizenship Was 'Happy' But Apparently Not Very Smart

Original post.

Why grant her citizenship?

Well, that one's easy, if you are familiar with the historical regard that this particular country has for women’s rights.

What country?

Saudi Arabia.

Given such painstaking attention to detail, it must not have seemed like much of a stretch.

Jul 06 07:51

Ghosty - Big Tech Book Burning (Original Song) #VoxAdpocalypse

"YOUTUBE IS SUPPRESSING THIS VIDEO. FUCK THEIR QUARANTINES. FUCK THEIR CENSORSHIP

Jul 01 12:46

More Female Abuse

Jun 28 19:53

Which Candidate Will Give Us The Most Free Sh*t?!?

I watched both Democratic debates. It was without a doubt, a contest as to which one of them will give away the most free ‘sh*t’.

Jun 25 13:32

BURGER KING BREXIT

Jun 21 08:44

So God Made a Banker

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